Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Musings from the Mall...

Gap has a new slogan on their window "Dress like no one else is looking." Um yeah...half of America is already doing that and it isn't going so well, so please, uh...NO.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Musings from...the dinner table

My father has several "proverbs" he has taught us throughout the years. One of those is "in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king". That was proved true tonight when my mother told us that she is considered the "IT expert" at her hair salon. (I know there are probably some grandsons doubled over in laughter at this point). Wonder if the fact that she is the youngest one there has anything to do with it? Apple should give her a commission because, after Lue shared all the things she can do, all the other ladies now want their own IPads.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Musings from the Mall...

Don't look now, but I just passed a woman who is walking with a towel still on her head from washing her hair this morning. (Or either it is a REALLY weird hat). Regardless, I totally get multi tasking AND letting your hair air dry. But...this may have just crossed the line.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Musings from...the fashion show

 So, one of the designers at today's fashion show kept talking about "vegan leather". And I am thinking that the words "vegan" and "leather" just don't go together, but my designer friend Wendy Manasse (go Quenchwear!) explained that "vegan leather" is just an updated term for "pleather" which was just an updated term for "naugahyde". Shout out to Marie's  niece Zoe (aka Toasty) who said "shouldn't it be NOT a hyde? bwah ha ha. Yes it should, my dear. Yes, it should!

Sunday, October 5, 2014

Musings from...Texas State Highway 14

Business name: Staying Alive Taxidermy...I am thinking that if I am bringing something to you, we BOTH really want it to be dead...just thinkin...

Thursday, October 2, 2014